Star Wars - Second Saber (A XXX Parody)

You always wondered why Ahsoka kept a second lightsaber hidden away. An unsanctioned one, no less, with a kyber crystal so dim that it could barely emit a painless beam of warm vibration. What use would a Jedi have for that? You discovered one day when she invited you “to bring your saber to my cabin”. You’re not a Jedi.

As you enter the cabin, Ahsoka greets you with a sly smile and a nod towards the dimly lit area where her secret lightsaber lies. She invites you to join her in a sensual dance, their bodies swaying in sync as they engage in a passionate 69 position. The camera takes you up close and personal for an immersive experience.