God of War - Bound by the Fates (A XXX Parody)

“Ah, fate. We all try to defy it but the Norns had it right all along… we are simply too predictable. Case in point: Sif asked you to bring hemp rope and fire mead to her chambers late at night, knowing full well that the rope has only a specific purpose and the fire mead sets your loins alight like nothing else. You agreed. Fate seems to be pushing you two towards kinky copulation. Who are you to defy that?”