Kiriko's Overwatch Gift: A XXX Parody

The elves of the North Pole thought that they were clever by designing a present that magically contains whatever the receiver desires most. No individual assembly needed. They said: Gee, Santa, this would really cut down on operating costs and help the workshop withstand higher inflation. The project was green lit. But the first man to receive it had just finished a win streak on Overwatch and felt quite *jolly* about it…